However, the bosu ball was accompanied by a force for evil that we, obviously, did not recognize as such when it came into our midst.
Luckily, Rita - Defender of the Realm - was at the ready and alerted us to the intruder.
For some reason, she decided the pump that came with the BOSU ball was evil. And she proceeded to attack it:
Does your dog ever "save" you from evil items that lurk in your home?