I want to tell you about a recent miscarriage of justice!
My cousin, Reggie, and I were wrongfully convicted. We were thrown behind bars without the benefit of a trial before a jury of our peers!
Here we are in the hoosegow. (You can kinda tell by this shot that Reg gets wrongfully convicted a lot, so he just takes it in stride. But me... what did I do?? I never go behind bars at MY house!)
|But... but... but... what did |
We tried to put on brave faces (actually we were trying to get some chicken out of our jailers), but it was hell being locked away in the stockade without the benefit of a proper trial.
|Can we have some chicken? We're starvin' in here!|
Pffffftttt! What kinda crime is that?! I mean, Siriusly!
Note that no photographic evidence of said crime actually exists. The closest our captors came to capturing the events of that night on film is the picture below of us playing NEXT to the table. This is circumstantial at best! (And, at worst, it's a terrible picture!)
|THIS IS NOT A CRIME!|
I'm still considering bringing charges, but... what's that Momma? A piece of Jones Natural Chews Lamb Lung Puff?? Um... yeah. What's that? I need to sign something first? Okay! Um, just show me where to sign!!
Case **munch munch munch** closed!
My giveaway for 2 adorable kids' books is still open! If you know kids who love dogs, be sure to go leave a comment to enter! You have until midnight Wednesday to enter, and I'll announce the winner on Friday.
|Rita gives the books 3 dewclaws up! (Cuz she has 3!)|