Have you heard of the popular
Dog Shaming site? If you are not familiar with this phenomenon, there's a pretty funny video/report about it from CNN
here. (Of course, given the opening lines of
What the Dog Ate, wherein the main character, Maggie, finds out her dog has eaten her hubby's mistress's panties, this sentence from the report was the one that really caught my eye: "
...underwear eating seems to be one of the most common misbehaviors.")
Anyway, the folks at
Kol's Notes and
My Brown Newfies thought it would be fun to let the dogs have a turn shaming their humans, so they declared today:
Without further ado, here's how Rita would like to shame me:
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"Every Monday I come home smelling like a million other dogs." |
I had to black my face out cuz it's soooo shameful. I get a very serious sniffing every Monday. I try taking my clothes off in the garage and come in in my underwear - but it doesn't help. (Now
that would truly be the pic to be shamed with! Luckily there's no photographic evidence of it! PHEW!!! )
Also lucky for me, even though the girl has some serious dirt on me and knows all my bad habits -
this is the one she thinks is the worst. (I mean, look at her face in that photo! So disappointed with me.)
What would your dog call you out on??
I get the third degree when I come home smelling like other dogs too.
ReplyDeleteHer face is priceless in that photo, just fits the picture perfectly!
HA - another really good one! Happy shaming...
ReplyDeleteYou are a dog hussy! OMwoffing DOG! what's wrong with you hoomans, do get loyalty at all????
ReplyDeleteOhhh....do you go to the shelter on Mondays? My peoples do that to, (but not nearly as often as once a week), but they get changed in the basement before coming inside. (They keep fresh clothes so they don't has to walks around nakey.)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, they say it is so they don't bring in germs, but I know it's cause they don't want me to know they was walking "other" dogs - when they should've been walking ME.
Yep - I go to Helen Woodward Animal Center every Monday. And I also get undressed in the garage because of the potential germs - but I never remember to put fresh clothes in there! Luckily there are no windows from the garage to the hallway to the dresser in the bedroom!
ReplyDeleteIs there anything worse than when a human cheats on you with other dogs? Tsk tsk! ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG Rita! That is just horrible! I am so glad you were able to shame your human with that shameful thing! The shame is all over her face!
ReplyDeleteThanks for joining in the fun today!
That's pawesome of you to go every week!
ReplyDeleteWhen my peoples manage to get their lazy butts to the shelter, they HAVE to leave clothes downstairs --- our basement is outside entrance only.
What would the neighbors think??? :-)
My mom used to do that too...visit other cats on the weekend, then strip naked in the laundry room before coming into the house. But we knew she cheated on us. We're glad your mom cheats on you because we know she's helping less fortunate animals. Shame her just a little!
ReplyDeleteHa!!!! that was a good one!
ReplyDeleteBarks and licks and love, Dakota
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Her face is absolutely priceless, the perfect photo!! :-D Nice shaming!
ReplyDeleteRita,
ReplyDeleteI think she knows she's busted, there's no mistaking your look on your face buddy!! My Mum does that kinda thing to me too - what a nerve, hey?! She doesn't try the taking her clothes off thing though, like I wouldn't smell the Dogs anyway?!
Sometimes, she tells me to wait there and comes back a little while later smelling of Cosmo my buddy next door, like she thinks I don't know she's been to pet him instead of me!! Outrageous!! :)
I give her a full sniff over to let her know she's busted, maybe I should put her in the naughty corner? :)
Wags to all
Your pal Snoopy :)
How could you? :)
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