There once was a Shepherd named Rita
who was mixed with a Beagle, not an Akita.
She can throw a mean punch
and eats dead gophers for lunch
which she chases with a Peach Margarita.
And if you did see it and wonder why I let my dog drink margaritas... let me 'splain.
First of all, she's actually more of a straight-up-tequila girl: