Today I'm very excited to have Kona here for an interview. Kona doesn't get to have his say in the What the Dog Ate, so it was nice to sit down and chat with him and see what makes the big guy tick. So, let's get started.
Q. Hi Kona. Welcome to the blog. Let's start with some basics. What breed of dog
are you?
A. I’m a
chocolate Lab. I am very handsome. My Momma says so.
Q. Are you a purebred
dog?
A. No. Why would you ask that? Do I look
doughy? Are you suggesting I'm a flabrador? I think I’m kind of muscle-y. I mean, I’m not pure muscle, but I have a lot
of muscle. I do have some doughy parts, but man. Pure bread. I like bread, don’t get me wrong, but that just seems
like a mean question. [Looks down and shakes head.] [Muttering] If this is how this interview is going to be, I'm outta here. I thought this was going to be a puff piece. Man, talk about hard-hitting questions.
Q. No, I’m sorry. I
didn’t mean to offend you. You’re very muscular! [Kona sits up and
smiles.] I meant, you know – where did
you come from. Do you have papers?
A. [Tilts head.]
Papers? You mean like the papers you pee on? I haven't done that since I was a puppy. Geez. What is this??
